In the revised Indian Rail Budget, the rail minister D V Sadananda Gowda announced a new train for TCS candidates. This train will travel through all parts of the country and drop the candidates at their required posting site. The Railway Minister also told the railway fees will be 40% less than the original amount giving the engineers a respite from their hectic accounts schedule.
This program has been brought into action in collaboration with TATA which will be funding the project. The manager of TATA said, ” Since, we are hiring so many candidates from almost all parts of the country, there was utter need for this to surface. We will be providing best facilities to our employees in collaboration with the Indian Railways.”
When Faking News asked the Railway Minister about this new deal, he answered very excitingly, “This is a new beginning for India. India creates lakhs of engineers every year and majority of them go to TCS for job.”
“We owe our generation of young engineers this program, and finally ache days have come for our engineers,” he continued.
When we asked the minister about the facilities being provided in this special railway, he said, “This rail will only have general coaches with just seating capability. We have designed this rail according to the needs of Indian Engineers who rarely sleep. We will also be providing free Wi-Fi to every passenger of this train. The Pantry car will provide Maggi Cup Noodles and packet of Gold flakes as part of the meal.” He further said, “There will be liquor store also available in separate pantry car available which will also have the provision of in-house smoking. The only woes that Engineers will have to face is that there will be no girls allowed in this rail facility.”
When we asked the review of this revised Rail budget from a student placed in TCS from a local engineering college in Bangalore, he seemed pretty excited about the facilities being available in the rail, but was also disappointed as there would be no girls here too. A mechanical engineering graduate said ” This is injustice being done to us. We have already done 4 years of our engineering without any girls, now this has come as a big disappointment to us although the facilities here are pretty awesome”
Arvind Kejriwal also commented on the budget saying ” This is all corruption, hum isi ka to janch karne aaye hai, This is injustice being done to engineering graduates from IIT who do not get placed in TCS, we demand a separate train for our candidates too. We will stage dharna on the top of this train to stop this non-sense”.
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