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Mufflerman announces independence for Delhi

18, May 2015 By frustmanoos

In a dramatic press conference held at midnight yesterday, the Mufflerman declared the independence of Delhi from the rest of India. The Mufflerman said that the constitution of India was coming in the way of him being able to implement his vision of governance for the capital. Mufflerman also said that the people of Delhi had given him an overwhelming majority during elections and he was taking forward that mandate to its logical conclusion. A portion of the Mufflerman’s speech is given below-

भाइयों और बहनों, पिछले कुछ दिनों में आपने देखा होगा की किस तरह मोदी ने दिल्ली की चुनी हुई सरकार को हटाने की साज़िश रची है| हम इससे डरने वालें नहीं हैं| दिल्ली की जनता ने हमें मैंडेट दिया है और हम इस मैंडेट को पूरा कर के रहेंगे| पिछले 2-3 महीनो में AAP की सरकार ने दिल्ली की काया बदल दी है| भ्रष्टाचार मिट गया है, लोगों के

I am the greatest King of the world!
I am the greatest King of the world!

पास दौलत है, शोहरत है, गाडी है, बंगला है और सब खुश हैं| मोदी हमसे जलते हैं इसलिए हमारा तख्ता पलटना चाहते हैं| हम उनकी नहीं चलने देंगे| इसी कारण हम, आज midnight , 16 मई को दिल्ली को मोदी के भारत से आज़ाद घोषित करते हैं|

The symbolism of the speech at midnight was not lost on any one. The Mufflerman also declared… “At the stroke of midnight hour, as Modi travels to Mongolia, Delhi will awaken to light and freedom”. His declaration was met with applause by all the 7 members of the general public who had gathered there. The Mufflerman also unveiled the new Preamble to the Consitution of the newly created Kingdom of Delhi

We the members of AAP, having solemnly resolved to constitute Delhi into a Sycophant, Disruptive, Impoverished, Witless and Anarchic Kingdom and to secure to all AAP voters

1. Freedom of getting money, either in currency or through freebies

2. Entertainment through TV interviews, court cases or allegations on opponents

3. Superiority over members of opposition parties and to promote among them all

Adulation of the Mufflerman, his team members and the AAP in general give to the Kingdom of Delhi, its constitution on this day.