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Mission Impossible-style project announcement e-mail from manager to developers to motivate them

15, Jul 2014 By bismarck

Your project, should you choose to accept it, would be to create a app which the Delivery Managers will use to manage resources.

You’ll find the documents required for the project on the shared drive. Your team has been assembled and will meet you at the usual rendezvous point (Tower Six Board room) at 1100 hrs.

If your program has bugs and crashes, I will deny any knowledge of it and you’ll have to take the whole blame on you.

This e-mail will not destroy automatically and will be archived for legal and compliance needs.

Godspeed.