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Mechanical Students Demand To Change Their Branch Name as 'Brahmachari Stream'

25, Mar 2015 By avinashbhati

Bangalore: The engineering world went into a shock, when mechanical engineering students of Uttu Puttu Technical University (UPTU), demanded to change their STREAM name to Brahmachari Branch. Mechanical Students from allover India have started to support them.

Mechanical Engineering Students demanding to rename their branch as Brahmachari Branch
Mechanical Engineering Students demanding to rename their branch as Brahmachari Branch

Akshay Akela, head of protest, told our reporter Chandu Jagateraho, “we guys worked hard in studies in our school to get admission in this branch. We were told that we would get girlfriends easily in college, but we felt cheated when we get to know that there is no girl in our branch! It is almost 4 months when last time we saw a group of girls.”

Bechain Goel, an IIT student, told that he had been praying and offering milk to god and making wishes that at least 2 girls could come to mechanical stream through branch shifting. But all is in vein! He further told that in his Facebook profile there are only 2 women, one of which is  his  mother and the other one is his sister. Ashwani Bhati, a friend of Bechain Goel, said, “I tried almost every trick to get a girl in my life. Even though I didn’t like Yo Yo Money singh’s songs, I used to play them in my car, in front of girls!”

Gaurav Single, an another student, demanded to even change their colleges name to Gurukul, so that they wouldn’t feel cheated. According to him,”since we, the mechanical engineering students, are living almost the life of a Brahmachari for 4 years. Therefore, our branch name should be changed to Brahmachari Stream.”