Thiruvananthapuram: In an interview with Faking News, Comrade Viju, a CPIM spokesperson, conveyed his party’s decision of visiting Mars along with a few liberals and Award-Wapsi gang to educate the extraterrestrial creatures about secular values, before making it their permanent abode.
Viju, who is eyeing a prominent position in the anticipatory martian communist leadership is of the view that his party’s efforts to establish secularism has proven to be futile on earth owing to opinion differences within the public, and this shouldn’t be tolerated in any case. After intensifying bloodsheds in the secular state of Kerala, the party claims to have communicated the essence of cooperative evolution and socioeconomic development to those sections of the society which dwells on ‘Ache Din’. However, with the rising menace of intolerance in the world and with the majority of Indians failing to understand the marvelous outcomes of Marxism, communists have decided to shift their base to the red planet.
Comrade Viju, a progressive thinker, a true Marxist, and a passionate beef-eater, believes that wiping them out from the red planet would be an impossible dream for Modi and his bhakts. The visit which is expected to last for 31 days will conclude with the exchange of technology to make ‘Sadhu Beedi’, strategies to declare hartals on the planet, and chanting of communist slogans.