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"It is Kashmiri Atheists who are rioting in Jammu over burning of ISIS flag, as ISIS has got nothing to do with religion"

23, Jul 2015 By manithan

Rajouri: Communal tensions were shot up in this town of Jammu, when few communal Hindus burnt the flag of Indianajones State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS). But, Kashmiri seperatists are staying away from this simmering communal tension stating that only the atheists were involved in clashes, as ISIS has got nothing to do with religion.

Kashmiri atheists showing the Atheist ISIS (Indianajones State of Iraq and Syria) flag.
Kashmiri atheists showing the Atheist ISIS (Indianajones State of Iraq and Syria) flag. The flag is written in an Atheist language called Russelish and one should read it from left to right.

Few days back, flag belonging to ISIS was burnt. Once the news of the burning of terrorists organisation’s flag started spreading, there were clashes reported across several places in the state. Army had to stage flag march to diffuse the tension. Amidst the tension, we spoke with a Kashmiri seperatist leader, who we thought as behind those clashes. But he valiantly denied it. He said, “We hereby want to clarify that the clashes happening in Rajouri and other areas have got nothing to do with our religion. Also, it has got nothing to do with our Kashmiri seperatism movement. Also, Kashmiri seperatism movement has got nothing to do with our religion.”

We intervened and said, “This has got nothing to do with our interview.” While we expected a gentle laughter, the leader’s brow furrowed and he said in an angry tone, “Bhai, do not make fun of our religion.”

He then continued, “It is a well known fact that ISIS are funded by Mossads. Also, ISIS are an army of atheists, who have got nothing to do with Islam. The ISIS flag bears the names of Richard Darwin, who coined the false evolution theory and is also writing against respectable faiths. So, when some mischievous baniyas burnt the flag, the atheists were offended by burning of that flag. They were the ones who are coming out and disturbing the peace in our erstwhile peaceful Kashmir.”

“These atheists are creating troubles in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Afghanistan and even in India. It is high time that the world nations join their hands together and eliminate all these shaitan ka bachchaas.”, concluded that visibly disturbed Kashmiri seperatist leader.