Delhi. ‘Justice delayed is Justice denied’ might have been a jurisprudence pillar for the world but not us. However, now there is a twist in the tail.
Inspired by the lightening quick trial of South African sports superstar Oscar Pistorius, Indian authorities have decided to expedite cases pending against Bollywood superstar Salman Khan.
“Both we and South Africa are 3rd world nations and brics members. If they can do it so can we. Now Salman Khan’s trial will be over by year 3012 instead of 3013. We too will work fast. All men are equal before law and Salman Khan is no exception. He might have a fan following of billion crazy and dumb people, his senseless movies may do business in hundreds of crores, he might have relations with powerful and mighty people, he may flex his steroid biceps and flaunt his transplanted hair, but, justice cannot be bought and we will prove that writ of law runs through the longs n lats of this country when in year 3012 we pronounce verdict in all his cases,” an inspired public prosecutor told Faking news.