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Indo - US secret pact on Sardar Patel statue

01, Nov 2013 By nandakumar

Faking news confirms that after 65 MP’s from 14 secular parties wrote to Obama, a secret proposal is being seriously discussed between the US Government and Narendra Modi.

This is believed to be something related to the tallest statue of Sardar Patel being planned near Sardar Sarovar dam.

The US Government just about recovering from the economic slump and battling Government shut down is alarmed by the plans of Narendra Modi to erect the  world’s tallest statue.

Fully aware that the Statue of Liberty is a major money spinner and the first attraction for all tourists (particularly from India), the US administration feels there will be far reaching consequences for the US economy, if tourist arrivals and earnings drop off, if the tallest statue comes up in India.

According to usually unreliable sources, Modi would be granted a permanent US visa without an application from him and also made an honorary Governor of Long Island, in exchange for restricting the height of the Sardar statue to one feet less than that of Liberty.

Dr. Subramaniam swamy is coordinating the efforts in the absence of Ram Jethmalani who is on a war path with the BJP.

The Congress party though unhappy with the US visa to Modi, is relieved that Modi can no longer boast too much about Sardar Patel statue being the tallest in the world.

On its part the INC has a secret understanding with the Obama administration to reduce the height of the Sardar Sarovar dam. The excess flow of water as a result will ensure that the Statue cannot be approached by boat or road and no one will be able to view it at close quarters.

In a quid pro quo, RaGa will be extended  a permanent invitation to address guest lectures in Wharton, Walmart and Disney land.

Dig Vijay tweeted that these are unverified and unverifiable information and called it an RSS conspiracy.