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India's dream team

09, Sep 2013 By nandakumar

Of late everyone has started dreaming and it is only natural that a dream team should be formed on the lines of our major religion i.e. Cricket.

COACH                                      :  Dr. Abdul Kalam

1)CAPTAIN                               : Narendra Modi

2)WICKET KEEPER               : Shashi Tharoor

3)Opening Batsman                : S.Kalmadi

4)Opening Batsman               : A.Raja

5)All Rounder                          : Gadkari

6)Fast Bowler                          : Yeddiurappa

7)Spinner                                  : Manohar Parikar

8)Boundary Specialist            : A.K.Antony

9)Bowler/Sledger                    : Dig Vijay

10) ‘DUCK’ worth Calculator : Kapil Sibal

11) Night Watch man              : Dr.MMS

RESERVES                                  : Advani, Rahul, Nitish and Mulayam

PHYSIOS                                    : Asaram and N.D.Tewari

UMPIRES                                  : Raghuram Rajan and  Ranjit Sinha

THIRD UMPIRE                        : Arnab

MATCH REFEREE                     : Barkha

COMMENTATORS                   : Manish Tiwari and Piyush Goyal

SCORE KEEPERS                      : Vinod Rai and Arvind Kejriwal

GROUNDSMAN                      : Robert Vadra

CHIEF CURATOR                    : Ajit Pawar

CHEER LEADERS                    : Faking News Followers