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Indian intelligence agencies to hire 'Bahus' and 'Betis' from popular daily soaps

01, Apr 2014 By jainankit9

Today’s morning our Faking News reporter was in a state of shock while he was attending natures call and reading jobs section in-order to get his first job after a year of graduation.

Indian intelligence agencies have officially given notification regarding recruitment for the year 2014-2015 for posts from mid division executive to senior level officials. The notice was just an formality as the recruitment were already done.

Upon further verification regarding this recruitment our reporter came to know that Indian intelligence agencies have fired most of their officials from mid level and senior level and has recruited “Bahus” and “Betis” from popular daily soaps.

Recruitment process was for Intelligence Bureau, National Investigation Agency (NIA), Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI), Crime Investigation Department (CID) and Special Services Bureau. Department head’s had already fired their officials after seeing daily soap “bahus” and “betis” performing better than their officials in terms of loyalty data extraction, plan execution, disaster management and fashion sense.

After lots of inquiries from local daily soap addict “auntie’s”, Intelligence head’s had short-listed “Bahus” and “Betis” for a final interview.

Our reporter was successful in grasping few names from final interview list, they are

  • Sandhya Sooraj Rathi (Diya aur Bati hum) (Selected for CBI)
  • Anandi Shivraj Shekhar & Kalyani Devi (Dadisa) (Balika Vadhu)
  • Roli and Simer (Saural Simer ka)
  • Rachna and Gunjan (Sapne Suhane Ladakpan Ke)
  • Rashi Jigar Modi (Sath Nibhana Saathiya) (Recommended for Rapid Action Force and Tactical Operations)
  • Daya Gadha, Anjali Mehta, Babita Iyer, Madhvi Bhide, Roshan Sodhi, Komal Hathi (Tarak Mehta ka Ooltah Chasma)(Selected for Special Services Bureau)
  • Chandramukhi Chautala (F.I.R) (Selected for Director of Operations for C.I.D)

Note: Finalist names and date of interview will be officially announced on television by daily soap T.V channels.

Our sources say that some selected candidates were previously given offer for joining F.B.I (American Intelligence Department) but they refused being a true patriot.

Final interview will be held in Delhi in front of jury panel. Jury panel members are Alok Nath (for sanskar check), Ekta Kapoor (Experience and Quality Analysis), Kirron Kher (for no reason), Malika Arora Khan (Fashion Check), Rohit Shetty (Planning and Execution Analyst), H.R Manager C.I.D (Just a Formality), H.R manager National Intelligence (Just a Formality).

Government Officials are further planning for hiring Vamps from daily soaps as interrogators for Intelligence and Police Department and as  trainers for Tactical Operations (Disaster Management).

Stay tuned to faking news while our Berozgaar Reporter will keep you updated to this Recruitment.