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Guy fails to get it up after watching Porn for 4 hours: bans it in the whole country

06, Aug 2015 By electroman

In a bizarre move today a famous guy from a nation from nowhere has banned all porn websites in the country, a lot of men and women (Gender equality) were shocked to hear the news. They said that all the high speed data recharges, new Hard disks will go for waste. They fear that Sunny Leone will be deported back to US.

All the citizens were unaware of this unexpected move. They later learnt that the Guy apparently was watching porn for 4 hours and failed to get an el(r)ection. So he was very much frustrated, he felt that nobody in the country had any use of the el(r)ection. He decided to ban it across the country. Now no one including Bachelors, Perverted old people, Karnataka MLAs (If they are in this nowhere nation) could have an el(r)ection.

It is a known fact that the Guy himself is a bachelor and he had been the biggest downloader of internet porn. He was featured in the Google’s Top porn subscriber of the year list. Due to old age his machinery were not working properly. He started to think that el(r)ection is the root cause of all evil and has decided to ban the root cause of el(r)ection i.e Porn sites.

There was one good thing that came out of this ban. There will be stain free walls in Public toilets and browsing centers. There was heavy demand for alternate means of porn. Immediately the alternate suppliers rose up to meet the demand. Dirty magazines and Old VHS tapes of Shakeela movies were selling like hot cakes.