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Gurmeet Ram Rahim's aides threaten mass waxing, say Dera Chief was jailed since he was last 'Hairy' superstar!

03, Oct 2017 By AdityaSachan

Dera Sacha Sauda ‘original’ spokesperson has come up with new plan,encourage Dera followers to go for full body waxing.

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After failed attempts to invoke riots, and in order to get more media attention to their plights and injustice against their Supreme Holy Leader Gurmeet Ram Rahim.

Their ‘original’ spokesperson said, “All movies of Gurmeet Ram Raheem have been blockbuster. People loved it. And since he is the last ‘hairy’ superstar. Entire film industry feared him. Hence he is behind jail now. We must stop this injustice. We will be mass protesting by waxing our body. Is it a crime to be a hairy in today’s world?”, as he broke into tears.

We have been in touch with best waxing agents in Hyderabad. And soon will begin with mass waxing.

Some followers also threatened to further increase the length of their Supreme Leader’s name. It may soon be, Shri Shri Maulana Pope Gurmeet Ram Rahim Rambo Singh Insan.

All news agencies have promised to continue their utmost dedication and coverage to every aspect of this amazing story. A news reporter said, “There is economic slowdown, injustice in name of minority, and other important news to be covered. But this Dera Sacha Sauda news is more important. It gives us chance to directly compete to Sasural Simar Ka, it gives me a chance to fulfill my dream to be director and present story as I like”.