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Government to launch 'Aadarsh Porn Sites' for benefit of youth

05, Aug 2015 By fakelawyer

NEW DELHI: After facing strong protests from youth groups across the nation against the banning of 857 porn sites, a high level committee of the Government of India has decided to launch ‘Aadarsh’ porn sites for the viewing pleasure of the nation’s youth. According to reports, the High-level committee for Pornographic Pleasure of Young-adults (HIPPY) was constituted soon after leaked media reports regarding the ban led to outrage on social media.

Adarsh Porn Site Symbol
Adarsh Porn Site Symbol

To prevent the situation from escalating, the committee held a midnight meeting and came up with the idea to launch ‘Aadarsh’ porn sites. These sites will contain pictures of sexual acts taken from ancient Indian temples such as the Khajuraho temple and the Sun Temple of Konark. The site will have the unique distinction of being the first FSFW (Fully Safe for Work) porn website. The website, like modern porn sites, will have separate sections for its viewers such as Adultery, Bestiality, Group Sex, etc.

To make it unique and to attract viewers from western countries, the site will also have sections on Yogic sex positions which are considered to be invented in ancient India. Videos in the site will include superhit films starring the present chairman of the Film and Television Institute of India, Sri Gajendra Chauhan (filmography).

A highly placed source in HIPPY, on condition of anonymity, informed that the suggestion of the committee has been approved and that the Government has already applied for registering the domain ‘www.aadarsh.xxx’. The site will target all Aadarsh Balak (boys) and Balikayein (girls) of the nation to build its audience base. Members of Parliament, including the minuscule opposition, have unanimously approved this development. The Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) is considering a proposal to add the study of the site to its sex education curriculum.