Friday, 21st July, 2017

What Gau Rakshaks do during freetime

09, Jun 2017 By electroman

HHere are a list of things collected from a survey on what Gau Rakshaks do during their freetime.ere are a list of things collected from a survey on what Gau Rakshaks do during their freetime.

  1. Beat up people who use the word COWard
  2. Boycott COWboy movies
  3. Beat up COWorkers
  4. Beat up COWriters
  5. Get COWpox and feel proud
  6. Get COWlick hairstyle and feel patriotic
  7. Beat up people eating COWpeas
  8. Beat up John Bradshaw Layfield for using horns on his car
  9. Beat up people who sCOWl at them
  10. Try to form COWernment in all states of India

Of course the people who conducted the survey were later beaten up by our Rakshaks.