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Faking News publishes satire on BJP, nation shocked

25, May 2014 By Pen10

In a development that has shocked the entire nation, satire website Faking News has published a satire on the Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP).

Faking News, widely supposed to take potshots at easy targets like Arvind Kejriwal has published a satire on the BJP. The nation has moved into deep shock owing to this incident resulting in the cows of Gujarat not producing any milk. The move has also said to have stupefied Mr. Arnab Goswami into silence. It must be noted that silencing Mr. Arnab Goswami is currently regarded as the gold standard for bold moves in Indian journalism.

The BJP online brigade is not taking it lightly and has called the Faking News editors AAPtards, Pakistani agents and CIA chamchas. BJP leader Giriraj Singh has meanwhile arranged for the Faking News editors to go to Pakistan via Nepal.

“They have to leave the country for Pakistan. No BJP critics will be allowed to stay in India,” he said, “But we have run out of money sending one-way tickets to 69% of the Indian population. So we have arranged for them to be smuggled into Pakistan via Nepal. It is cheaper that way.”

The Congress has credited Mr. Rahul Gandhi for the incident. “It is the youthful leadership of Mr. Rahul Gandhi that has led to Faking News writing satires on the BJP,” Congress leader Mr. Mani Shankar Aiyar told us.

When contacted, the Faking News editors indicated that they were trying to buy peace with the BJP as they know it will be harder to make a living out of satires in Pakistan.