In banking industry in India where the official timings are generally from 09:30 AM to 06:00 PM but in reality if you reach your home before 10:00 PM, parents ask “Are you sick?”, the only saviour for the employees is the Diwali period where they receive bonus.
During these Diwali days, employees do all the activities asked by their boss by hook or by crook and that too without abusing them and with big sparkling smile. One such incident was reported in BCBCB bank where an employee, Samuel Camchor wrote “I Love My Boss” for 10069 times and looking at his dedication his boss gave him an exorbitant 35% increment as Diwali bonus.
Talking Fakingnews, Mr. Camchor said, “I have got the best boss ever here in this bank. I can do any work for him as I follow Gandhiji’s principles. If he asks me to walk on fire, I will without any hesitation. I had an aim to write “I love my boss” more times but my pen blocked and I couldn’t continue. By that time boss understood my dedication and stopped me from doing it. I love you sir, I can die for you”.
However his fellow co-worker (sorry labourer) said, “Camchor is like that only. He don’t work for the whole year and just before the Diwali aid, he turns into a lion and does all the chores of his boss (including bringing vegetables and his inners). Also our boss does the same for his boss. Our boss wrote “I love my boss” for 5000 times. We work for the whole year and receive only Aryabhatta’s invented zero at the end”.
As per our sources, all such unhappy employees have decided to ask for minority as they are receiving increment even lesser than the viewers of RGV films (approx 2).