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Delhi Mumbai to export Air to the USA

16, Jun 2015 By navjit

New Delhi: Our correspondent, Prakritik Aapda cracked a very confidential story in which it was found that a Few fraudulent travel agents (Authorised by Govt.) are going to export our own very powerful Air of Delhi and Mumbai to US.

Enriched pollution to poor Population

Due to the great constituents available in the Air of Delhi NCR, this Air will be used to make pesticides. Our commercially sale-able correspondent, Mr.Bikaoo, added to this stating that this Air export will lead US companies to lower down there cost, remarkably by using the Air of Delhi. As no chemicals will have to be purchased or developed by the companies. And this industry is really eyeing the Delhi Air.

When the correspondent Prakritik Aapda contacted the environment ministry of delhi, they told us that the govt. at center is playing this plot and trying to export the Air of Delhi to US under Make In India plan, and this is a big scam, under which Govt. of India is cheating the ppl of Delhi.

It is due to the honesty (patent of Delhi Govt.) of Delhi govt. that this Air is not yet allowed to export.

Health minister said, that ppl of Delhi have worked really hard to pollute this Air and are now habitual of this Air. If the Govt. of India takes this Air away, people of Delhi might miss the ailments like Asthma, allergies, and breathlessness, which will make them very lazy and they will stop any kinds of hard work to breathe, which they are habitual of, Now our breathing system has become friendly with Nitrogen, Carbon, Sulphur etc. People of Delhi take these minerals as there family members.

Yey! No.1 Delhi

Amidst all this, Haryana govt. has offered a land to US companies in Gurgaon stating that govt. will provide subsidized land and contract with Mr.Vadra and other Land caesars in Gurgaon, which will help them acquire any land they wish to close to Delhi. Also, govt. as usual, will not work on the cleaning of any air pollution. The companies will be a given a single window clearance system for the same.

To take the politics further on this, ppl of delhi will sit on dharna alongwith the CM to bring awareness in Janta. The slogan for Dharna is being coined as “Hawaa hamari, dawaa hamaari, jaan se pyaari“.