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Court summons Sania for disrespecting Martina Hingis' LIPS; case filed by Deepika Padukone

02, Apr 2015 By pahadigujju
Sania leaving Hingis high and dry, with Swag

BHOPAL: The local court has once again summoned tennis star Sania Mirza. This time, for allegedly disrespecting Martina Hingis’ lips after their doubles quarterfinals win in Miami Open, yesterday. After the game, Sania appeared to come close to kiss Martina, but she trolled her by moving away at the last minute.

The summons were issued by CJM Munna Jazbaati following a case filed by recently turned social-activist Deepika Padukone under the Prevention of Insult to Homi-Feminism Act.

Deepika has alleged that Sania publicly disrespected Martina’s body and her temporary love for her (Sania). “It was all the more hurtful to see an empowered woman do this to another empowered woman. So offensive! Even Ranbir would have never done such a thing”, claimed Deepika. When probed whether she meant ‘Ranveer’, she quickly clarified that it was the hangover of her Bengali-accent from shooting Piku and that she really meant “RanVeer only.”

Sania said, “For the first time in my life, people are calling me Saina instead of Sania! I just want to focus on my game right now. I really have to win the finals this time.” And when she further retorted in the social-media that her actions were “#MyChoice”, Deepika got confused and contemplated dropping the case. However, it was only after the Secular-Expert Barkha Dutt’s discovery of Martina’s Religion being the real reason behind such violent rejection, that a valid and strong case could be made against Sania.

The court, after recording the statements and an expert photographer who has confirmed that photographs appear to be genuine, asked the Hyderabad-based player to appear before it on April 10.

Sources say that Sania’s driver Prem Khan, is planning to confess to the crime next week before the court. Seems like justice shall prevail quickly once again.