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CAT result and its aftermath

13, Jan 2014 By abhisheck

CAT results were out earlier this morning, around 3 lakh people appeared for CAT this year out of which 1 lakh people have been able to check the results others are still battling with the server overload issue.

The CAT spokesperson who is also co-incidentally the leading faculty of TIME institute has guaranteed that unlike previous year we have better servers to combat for the network traffic and this year within a week every student would have their CAT results known; adding to that he also announced the commencement new TIME batches for CAT 2014, CAT 2015 & CAT 2016 for giving aspirants a head start.

There were mixed reactions from the student community who have got their result so far, the students who have secured more than 98 percentiles were found in the coaching institutes, enrolling for TIME’s exclusive batch for GD-PIs @ special discounted rates.

One of the student talked to our correspondent “Its an amazing feeling, I studied all by myself to achieve this result & now I am joining this exclusive GD-PI class for free in exchange of a fake testimonial”.

The students in the 90-98 percentile window were obviously not elated and following reactions were received from some of them, “I am eagerly waiting for the other 70 MBA entrance exams I wrote, hopefully I’ll get into one of the 1348 MBA colleges which don’t accept CAT sores”.  “Well I am not much disappointed, I see this as a blessing in disguise, now I can go ahead & join AAP, and full fill my dream of serving the nation”.

The most interesting were the ones below the 90 percentile range, our correspondent got hold of one of them, “I wasn’t aware about the result dates earlier, I saw CAT trending this morning on Twitter, first I thought NaMo has probably adopted some cat, then one of my friend shared an article “Meri CAT mujhi ko meow” when I opened it I realized that CAT results were out”.

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