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Big B to rescue falling Rupee

19, Aug 2013 By Nirwa Mehta

In a desperate attempt to arrest the depreciating Rupee, the Government of India held a high level committee meeting last night and came up with the solution to rope in Amitabh Bachchan to rescue the fall.

A senior Government official speaking exclusively to Faking News said that the brainwave struck Digvijaya Singh when he was YouTubing Narendra Modi’s Independence Day speech using the keyword #FEKU and stumbled upon the 1975 hit film Deewar’s popular dialogue where Vijay (played by the veteran actor Amitabh Bachchan) says “main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahin uthata”.

Digvijaya Singh said, “We are hoping that Big B will finally relent and pick up the fallen Rupee and save us.  He is our only hope now. I totally dig that Vijay” and roared with laughter.

Amitabh Bachchan, who was busy counting the number of days he has been on Twitter, was unavailable for comment.