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Bachelors protest - Pehle Maggi, Ab Porn

04, Aug 2015 By navjit

New Delhi: Indian Bachelors are planning to stage a protest at Jantar Mantar against Modi. Almost 1 million youth is expected to flood Delhi for the protest. The protest is going to be against the ban imposed on Maggi and porn. AIBO, All India bachelors Orgy organisation, said and emphasized, “The govt. has a habit of banning intellectual movies earlier. Then ban on Maggi was tolerated with a broken heart. But a ban on porn, will never ever, ever, ever be accepted. It is a disgrace to our bachelorhood”.

The placards shown by the protestors
The placards shown by the protestors

A few bachelor engineering students said that their laptops would be like dead screens. Good for nothing and they couldn’t allow the govt. to spoil their father’s hard earned money, which was used to buy the laptops.

Laptop companies reported that their sale has gone down substantially leading to huge losses. Also the internet service providers reported an 80% data download decrease. AIBO, ISPs and laptop companies claimed in one voice: “This will not help anyone to ‘Make in India’.” AIBO also reportedly said, that all the bachelors would rather apply to Bangladesh or Uganda than to live in a porn ban country. Reacting to this, many bachelor politicians said that the govt. may ban the porn but they cant ban our fantasy prone fantastic mind.

Sunny Leone has been contracted as a brand ambassador for the protest. She is being looked upon, with a lot of hopes.