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Azam Khan's seven stolen buffaloes found

03, Feb 2014 By manithan

Lucknow: Its been 2 days and there was deployment of 5000 troops along with Helicopters supplied by US Navy seals, yet UP police have not found trace of seven buffaloes stolen from Azam Khan’s residence. When the whole of Indian intelligence is scratching their head over where those seven buffaloes are, our Faking News sting specialist, ShouldLock Homes found the seven stolen buffaloes. Here they are:

This first buffalo had asked for rooftop meals for dinner the previous night, citing that he is buffalo of Minister and deserves special treatment
This first buffalo had asked for rooftop meals for dinner the previous night, citing that he is buffalo of Minister and deserves special treatment

This second buffalo was used in Gangnam style dance by this guy. Look for his videos here!

Riding on Minority person’s third buffalo, this is what communal Hindus do. If Lal Bhatti was fixed, this would have become bhatti bhains.

This guy sleeps on the bones of minority minister’s fourth buffalo bones. Can grow into Modi in future!

Fifth Buffalo: “Do I look like Salman Khan? Shahrukh? No? KRK? Yes? Get lost!”

Proof that there is RSS hand in this buffalo theft. A saffron terrorist with the stolen sixth buffalo.

Police (supporters of BJP) trying to shoot the seventh buffalo