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Asaram Bapu had used Axe that drew women to him: Ram Jethmalani

18, Sep 2013 By manithan

Defense lawyer for Asaram Bapu, Ram Jetmalani has today claimed in the court hearing, that Axe was the reason that women were attracted to Asaram. And Asaram is a holy godman, who always used to stay atleast few naughtical miles away from women.

Axe, which feared lawsuit from defense lawyer of Asaram, immediately released an Ad featuring the godman.
Axe, which feared lawsuit from defense lawyer of Asaram, immediately released an Ad featuring the godman.

Defense lawyer Ram Jethmalani had already brilliantly argued for the case stating that women had mental disorders that attracted them to Asaram. But due to wrath shown upon him by social media, he had retracted that statement. As lawyers heaved a big sigh of relief, the lawyer diligently brought out another argument that Asaram’s Axe fragrance has drawn women in the past too. And, he added that Axe company will be sued for troubling the poor and pious Asaram Bapu. Listing the days when he was surrounded by women devotees, Jethmalani linked those days with Asaram spraying Axe on himself. “If you have doubts, you can view the ads they show on TV”, shouted the lawyer among the commotion caused by other lawyers.

Twitter, once again, erupted with tweets making fun of Jethmalani’s words. One such tweet was, “Lord Parasuram used Axe and stayed away from women. Asaram used Axe to stay a day with women #AsaramBapu“.

Speaking to the media, Asaram’s aide Mosaram revealed the motive behind the rape of minor girl. Asaram, being a brilliant researcher and having got doctorate in social psychology, gave an excellent solution to the rape problems few months back.  Mosaram said,”Asaramji approached that girl and wanted to experiment his theory. When he was experimenting, the results had turned negative. He had expected that girl to have uttered Saraswathi mantra, but he was hearing her screams. She should have taken God’s name and could have held his hand and said I consider you as my brother and should have said , brother I am helpless, you are my brother, my religious brother. She should have taken God’s name and held his hands and feet…then the misconduct wouldn’t have happened.”

Famous Numerologist Shri Ranhonam Sad has suggested name change for Asaram. He wrote in city section of Mumbai newspaper that, “Asaram Bapu sums to 420. He should change his name to Besharam Bapu. By this, he will escape from all these criminal cases and his new name will also perfectly suit him”.

Meanwhile, reports from inside the jail are shockingly funny. The smell of Axe which was still in Asaram’s beard has attracted fellow male inmates it seems. Even after being locked in separate cell, Asaram is disturbed by many of his new found devotees there.