Devoid of any work, Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan are all set to plan another baby after the news that Saran Johar is going to launch their first baby girl in his new film. This news got confirmed when the couple was spotted in a Dharamshala at Panchghani for their second honeymoon. Accidentally in the same Dharamshala there was the biggest Bollywood actor Dino Borea with his wife who was also planning a baby to be launched by Saran Johar in his film.
Big B’s tweet number 102368 read as, “My proud son and daughter in law did not do any “Pratiksa” to take the decision as they wanted to do “Jalsa” on their honeymoon. I wish my son to make at least make a hit at his honeymoon.” This tweet was liked by millions of his fans and also got many replies. One of the reply was from Shri Harendra Modi who tweeted, “Achche Din Aa Gaye“. This is the biggest achievement of BJP till date. People has started getting employment opportunities even before they are born.
Our reporters managed to catch Saran Johar when he was coming out of Dolly Bindra’s fitness point and visiting Rakhi Sawant’s beauty parlour. He said, “What an idea Sirji! I will surely launch AB baby in my new film. Budget of my this film will be even higher than the GDP of Pakistan.” Suddenly out of the blue Kimesh Reshamiya blasted out to media,”Mujhe Abhishek Ke Ghar Mein Roti Chahiye, Struggling Nai Chahiye. Jai Mata Di, Lets Rock!“
With this news out, all the so called reputed news channels have booked the time slot of 8 to 9 PM everyday for 9 months. One of the MDs of news channel said, “this special program between 8 to 9 PM will help our news channel increase TRP as Indian people are more concerned in peeping into the life of other people instead of resolving their own problems.”
Ministry of health and family welfare has supposedly signed a contract with Abhishek Bahhchan for their campaign, “Hum do Humare do”. Chinese government has expressed their concerns after this news and said that if Indians will keep their efficiency levels high during the night on bed, India will bypass China by 2016 in population.