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Aadhaar to be mandatory for Ghosts soon : Government

16, Oct 2017 By AdityaSachan

This may sound imaginary few years back. But after Indian citizens have linked Aadhaar card to their PAN, Bank Account, Voter ID, Ration Card, Pension Account, LPG connection and now Mobile number. This should not come as surprise.

Government has been thinking to improve the illegal advantages taken by Ghosts in India. And right steps will be taken to make them accountable. ‘Yes, it is true. Ghosts often live in old houses and do not pay any tax. They also use body and other objects to travel without paying taxes. This is unacceptable. They are dead and missed golden opportunity to get Aadhaar, but we will make sure they get it. After every ghost gets Aadhaar, they can also pay GST. Which will be redesigned and called Ghost Scaring Tax(GST)’, said sources.

What can be more wierd is, some liberals have been demanding same rights for Aliens too. They feel, Aliens are not humans nor Ghosts but they too have rights. And they have first right on nation’s resources. ‘It may be today Aliens prefer USA particularly New York more. But we should not discourage them to come here. Our policies should be welcoming, irrespective of threats. After all they too have rights.’, said Endee TV correspondent.

Prashant Bhushan and Kapil Sibal will be representing Aliens in Supreme Court soon, Court has said it will delay all other cases and give priority to Aliens.