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A famous Twitter fight retold

13, Feb 2013 By fakejourno

FakeJourno : Good evening! As they say the journey of thousand law-suits starts with a tweet. Tonight we will try to get the facts behind controversy that broke out on Twitter last night. We have the esteemed panel: La’latte Modi, Brouhahaha Dutt, and Ankush Pain.

FakJourno : Mr La’Latte Modi, that is an unusual name! La’Latte Modi : In Europe, whenever they heard my name they thought it was some kind of Latte. So, I thought why not?

FakJourno : And welcome Ms Brouhahaha Dutt! Seems half the viewers of your channel don’t know what the brouhaha is about. And another half just says hahahaha when asked on views about your channel.

(La’Latte Modi laughs loudly and thumps the table repeatedly)

Brouhahaha Dutt : I will sue you! La’Latte Modi : I will sue you!

FakeJourno : We will come to that later. Apparently Mr Ankush Pain tweeted something about Mr Gently, which started threats of suing.

Ankush Pain: (visibly in pain) I dont know Sir ! I just tweeted what an eminent journalist wrote in his memoirs.

Brouhahaha Dutt : Hahahaha (evil laughter) Mr Pain, you tweeted it. You are liable for libel! La’Latte Modi : No wonder they call her Brouhahaha Dutt. (Laughs loudly and thumps the table repeatedly)

Brouhahaha Dutt : I will sue you!

Ankush Pain : (visibly in pain) This sue-sue threats are creating havoc with my bladder.

FakeJourno : How did it start Mr La’Latte ? La’Latte Modi : Well, let me tell you. Mr Gently is gently decimating the opposition. Mr Ankush here just tweeted about how Mr Gently colluded with Ms Brouhahaha Dutt on Radio tapes. She is a good spinner. In fact, I am calling Shilpa Shetty to tell if she doesnt have money she can take Ms Brouhahaha Dutt in Rajasthan Royals. (Laughs)

Brouhahaha Dutt : I will sue you!

Ankush Pain : (visibly in pain) I am getting susu.

Brouhahaha Dutt : Whole nations knows after the financial irregularities in IPL when Mr La’Latte Modi was sacked, he moved in BPL category.

La’Latte Modi : I will sue you! Brouhahaha Dutt : I will sue you! La’Latte Modi : I will sue you! Brouhahaha Dutt : I will sue you! Ankush Pain: (visibly in pain) I have no Ankush (control) over it anymore. (Runs out of the newsroom)

FakeJourno: Thank you for joining us tonight. If you think today’s program has any relevance to any people alive or dead, we will sue you.