Monday, 23rd October, 2017

The problems with alcohol.

08, Oct 2012 By Anil Sharma

Alcohol is not a solvent for sure but it helps you forget the problem, that might sound like a solution but that isn’t actually. Some might think that boozing makes life fun and enjoyable. But no, life and mangoes are kinda same my dear friends, if you want to enjoy it completely you’ll have to get your hands dirty.

We also have a misconception about it that a drunk person never lie, but it’s wrong, the first lie he start with is “No, I am totally fine” and then “Oh!! I can drive” and “Don’t worry guys, I got your back”. He keeps going on and on.

Alcohol is injurious to health as we all know, it’s even written on every bottle of it. Though I feel that writing “Alcohol is injurious to health” on those bottles is quite similar to Pamela Anderson wearing a t-shirt with a “Don’t stare at these” written on it.

Alcohol can even kill someone, just yesterday my friend got hit by a full bottle of it and almost died.

So, it is injurious to health, but I am gonna tell you how alcohol is more than injurious for your health, here are some of the reasons. Hope you guys will have a fun ride reading them, enjoy & cheers.

Consumption of alcohol:

(1) May lead you to believe that you are the best dancer dancing in the party.

(2) May lead you to believe that the hot girl sitting next to you in a bar is as high as you are and it’s the perfect time to ask her out.

(3) May lead you to believe that even after a full bottle of vodka you are walking perfectly and acting handsomely normal.

(4) May lead you to believe that you are much more stronger than the bouncer.

(5) May lead you to believe that you are in love with the person accompanying you even if you hate him.

(6) May lead you to believe that you can sing better than the lead singer of the band playing in the bar.

(7) May lead you to believe that everyone around you are morons. And you should tell them that.

(8) May lead you to believe that you are not talking in the same way Javed Akhtar does.

(9) May lead you to believe that you are not shouting, you are just whispering it in the ear of your lovely friend.

(10) May lead you to believe that you didn’t smacked the table, the table jumped from it’s ground And smacked your hand.

(11) May lead you to believe that your female partner is totally enjoying your company and is not checking anyone else out.

(12) May lead you to believe that the jokes you are cracking are hilarious and the people not laughing on them are drunk ass.

(13) May lead you to believe that you can do better tricks than the bartender.

(14) May lead you to believe that your crush is dying for you to text her at 3am.

(15) May lead you to believe that the person you are making fun of is not behind you listening to you.

(16) May lead you to believe that you can seduce any girl just by touching her at her private parts.

(17) May lead you to believe that you can beat up 20 people at once.

(18) May lead you to believe that everyone else is just acting stupid because they are high.

(19) May lead you to believe that you are actually eating from your own plate.

(20) May lead you to believe that you can throw the used napkins straight into the dustbin which is 100 meters away.

(21) May lead you to believe that the woman you just smashed against just wanted to touch you because you are hot.

(22) May lead you to believe that you are rich enough to buy everyone an expensive drink.

(23) May lead you to believe that if you enter in the ladies toilet all the women inside will make love to you.

(24) May lead you to believe that the English you are speaking is as perfect as William Shakespeare’s.

(25) May lead you to believe that your life story is extra emotional and interesting so that everyone should stop talking and start listening to it.

And last but not the least:

May lead you to believe that the post you just wrote is awesome and people are dying to read it.

So that’s it, hope you liked the post. Don’t drink and drive, better drive then drink and sleep right there. Thank you for reading. wish you a good day ahead. For more you can visit http://fuddledandpuzzled.blogspot.com/ 🙂

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