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Youth slapped by college beauty after being inspired by Rahul Gandhi’s speech

12, Sep 2013 By thepelicanclub

Udaipur: City based youth Copy-Paste Singh found himself in an embarrassing position after realizing it does not always pays to live up to one’s name.  After attending Rahul Gandhi’s inspirational rally in the city, 21 year old Mr. Singh finally gathered courage to propose love and matrimony to Miss Sania but ended up being slapped twice (on both cheeks with visible finger marks).

According to sources, the approach and small talk were concluded smoothly, and there were unmistakable signs of a happier ending with Miss Sania smiling and blushing. Mr. Singh had the perfect script with heady cocktail of internet forwards, sher-o-shayari books and texts copied from all card shops in the city. However, adding the extra spice of quotations from the Congress VPs speech spoiled the final dish.

Rahul Gandhi
Rahul maintains he is not responsible for any mishaps that may happen due to people getting inspired by his speech which is purely meant for comic relief.

According to Miss Sania, till Mr. Singh promised “Your fight is our fight and I want to make your dreams come true”, it was all routine stuff. Words to this effect have been shared with her multiple times by multiple suitors. But she had a little time on her hand so decided to let Mr. Singh continue.

What really made serious inroads in Miss Sonia’s heart was this gem: Nobody will sleep hungry. This is the guarantee. “I thought he knew about the cook problem at our hostel and was promising to deliver food every night from the dhaba. I started envisioning hot tasty dinner.” lamented the visibly disappointed lady.

When he claimed that “Poori roti khayenge, 100 din kaam karenge, dawaiee lenge aur Congress ko jitayenge” (Eat full roti, work for 100 days, receive free medicines and vote for Congress)” Miss Sonia almost said yes, mistaking Mr. Singh to be a son/nephew of ruling party’s member of parliament.

“You can’t blame me for thinking like that! Who else has more than 8 moths off in a year, eat delicacies for free and get treated for free in foreign hospitals while making sure Congress wins” retorted Miss Sania.

However, it was too good to be true. When Mr. Singh displayed a rare weak moment of being honest and informed about his “unemployed youth” status, Miss Sania’s world came crashing down. She berated Mr. Singh for being a good for nothing street hoodlum who doesn’t want to work, expects free delicacies and free treatment of his well-deserved illnesses.  At this point the twin slaps were administered on Mr. Singh’s not so rosy cheeks to address the Congress part of statement’s misrepresentation.

Mr. Singh, however, remains confident of winning Miss Sania’s affections by proposing her again and again. When enquired about viability of another face-off, Mr. Singh explained that he is just following the beloved leader, who continues to appear in public rallies, gleefully making statements even after multiple scams by his government and colorful history of foot-in-mouth moments in speeches.