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Yogendra Yadav defends Varun Dhawan after debacle on Koffee with Karan

08, Jan 2014 By surajr

Varun Dhawan(R), the Student of the Year

New Delhi: Certified idiot Vaun Dhawan, who has been at receiving end of vicious barbs from Facebook intellectuals following an embarrassing display of general knowledge during the rapid fire round of popular TV show Koffee with Karan, has found support from an unlikely source.

Senior political analyst and Chief Strategist of the Aam Aadmi Party, Dr. Yogendra Yadav has come out in public strongly defending the young Bollywood actor.

Speaking exclusively to Faking News, Dr Yadav said, “Varun is a very intelligent boy. He thinks at a much higher level, often beyond the capabilities of the aam aadmi, no pun intended. However, if you do a deeper analysis of his words and extrapolate the statistical results, the conclusions are rather remarkable.”

When asked to explain in simple English  Dr. Yadav said, “You see, the President is the first citizen of the country and it is the highest office in the country. However, you also need to understand that the President is only a titular head. He has no say in the way policies are formulated. All he does is sign the Bills that are sent to his office. In other words, the President is just a puppet that has no real powers to speak of  and Manmohan Singh (chuckles), pretty much…you get the drift,” added Dr. Yadav guffawing uncontrollably.

Dr Yadav, who was laughing hysterically had to be sedated by AAP workers. “You see, Varun Dhawan has implicitly shown the true state of the misgovernance under UPA rule by using words that mean the opposite of what he really wants to say. I believe it is called sarcastic trolling,” Dr Yadav said, while being stretchered away by AAP workers.

Dr. Yadav is said to be in a stable condition  and recovering at his New Delhi residence, a senior AAP leader told Faking News on the condition of anonymity.