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Virat Kohli unfriends Tamanna on Facebook after watching ‘Himmatwala’

04, Apr 2013 By Shaitaan Khopdi ™

Bengaluru: In an anticipated development, Virat Kohli has un-friended actress Tamanna. Sources tell that Virat took this extreme step while leaving theatre (during interval) where he went to watch the latest Bollywood release ‘Himmatwala’.

Four days before the start of IPL 6, Virat Kohli and the entire RCB team went to watch the movie ‘Himmatwala’ as part of team building exercise. Internal sources tell that he also blocked Tamanna on twitter.

“As a captain it is my duty to keep the team in good mood, so I thought what can be better than watching a Bollywood masala movie. After all Bollywood movies and IPL have so much in common. Both require that you keep your brain out while going in to watch it,” explained a visibly harassed Kohli.

“But at least IPL entertains. Since I did that mobile ad with her, she has been tagging me in all her Himmatwala promotion posts. So naturally my team mates asked me to introduce her. I though what can be better than having the team experience the charm. I had almost convinced Chris (Gayle) to chuck ‘Ganganam Style’ moves and learn ‘Taki Taki’ while watching the movie promos. Since we came back after watching movie, Gayle stares at me like a wounded ‘Tiger’ whenever I mention her name,” Virat added.

But there is a silver lining in the cloud as Jr. Mallaya explained, “We are looking for a Team Ambassador. After her movie didn’t do well, I am hoping to have Tamanna on board for lower fee. We went bankrupt paying millions to Katrina and Deepika as team ambassador for 5 years. Also since Virat is the captain, he will need to pose with team ambassador for page-3 pics. Tamanna being short in height fits perfectly.”

Hearing about this development Kohli was heard talking to fake IPL Player, “Ye dono baap bete bilkul kadke hain. Team Ambassador rehne do, cheer leader hire karne tak ki aukaat nahi hai. They have asked Gayle to double up as Cheerleader and do ‘Taki Taki’ ‘Ganganam style’ moves whenever RCB player hits sixes or takes wickets”.

However there is good news for Sajid Khan and ‘Himmatwala’ fans (i.e. Sajid Khan himself). This movie can become India’s entry to Oscars 2014. Mahesh Bhatt, told us (without being asked) “If you see the trend, any movie that features ‘Tiger’ has a good chance at Oscars; look at ‘Life of Pi’. Another interesting fact is, last time ‘Barfi’ was selected, so naturally Himmatwala should be next in line.”

When Shaitaan Khopdi™ asked what is the connection between ‘Barfi’ and ‘Himmatwala’, Bhatt explained that Barfi had so many scenes copied from other movies. While ‘Himmatwala’ is a remake of itself. So it makes perfect sense to me.

Meanwhile Ajay Devgan also got severe treatment at his home. When the report came in, Devgan was denied entry in his own house and was cajoling his wife to open the door.