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Shatrughan Sinha to replace daughter Sonakshi in next film

03, Aug 2013 By The Cynic

Mumbai. Shatrughan Sinha has claimed that he has more experience and seniority over Sonakshi Sinha and plans to replace her in her next movie.

In his latest public statement, Shatrughan Sinha claimed that seniority and not popularity matter for the election to the post of the Prime Minister of the country.

In an exclusive interview with FN, Shatrughan Sinha clarified,” Experience and not popularity is paramount to being the ideal man for any role. The rule applies everywhere – be it running the country as a stooge, operating the underworld from abroad for decades, or rating women out of 100. The more experienced – the better! In fact, based on my seniority and experience, I have asked Salman Khan to let me act as Rajjo in the next Dabangg instalment”, remarked Shatrughan Sinha.

We were unable to contact Salman regarding this development, but rumors abound that Salman was already annoyed that Sonakshi literally took up more screen space than him. Salman was reportedly planning to replace Sonakshi with Shahrukh.

FN sources from UP have revealed that the senior party members from both SP and BSP have sprung into action on Shatrughan’s epiphanic governance/management philosophy, and are trying their level best to draw in more experienced criminals into their party ranks.  Sources from within Congress revealed they were not happy their 40 year old trade secret was out.

Senior Congress Party leader Rahul Gandhi has expressed his displeasure at the recent dearth of money/food distribution  scams schemes. He urged experienced party members to perform and not fall back on popularity. SP leaders are currently happy with the experienced leaders’ performance vis a vis the sand mafia. Mamta continues to strengthen the third front with experience in hooliganism law and order.

Meanwhile, Arindam Chaudhuri has declared that he would introduce a new course in IIPM based on Shatrughan Sinha’s revolutionary management mantra.