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Sanjay Leela Bhansali to teach lovers in pain tolerance & rhymes

22, Nov 2013 By iamgreat

Though no way in need of an alternate career, Sanjay Leela Bhansali has taken upon himself to impart training to young lovers across India so they can be “true lovers”.

An institute, called SaLeBOTTLS, or Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s Over The Top Lover School, has been founded by him for this noble cause. The featured subjects in this much sought after course are detailed below:

RhymerPrimer: this course allows girls to retort smartly to anything their elders say, with rhyming words a guarantee.

Ba ko gussa kyun nahi ata?: Being able to control your emotions by saying everyday mantras even if your loved one turns up dead in your house

Finger-lickin-good: The ability to dare a dissenting parent to chop off your finger, and withstand the pain if she does.

Smokin’Barrels: How to shoot a million rounds in a crowded market without hitting anybody.

Though Mr.Bhansali has not yet officially released the faculty details, the Over The Top Lovers School will also feature guest workshops by Govinda, Ranveer Singh and Shahrukh Khan.