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Salman to star in the sequel of 'The Forty Year Old Virgin'

06, Dec 2013 By dilfake

On the 1st of December, a huge revelation was made by Bollywood’s highest earning actor Salman Khan. When Karan Johar, on his talk show, asked him about his virginity with obvious desperation and lust in his eyes, Salman revealed that he still has not had sex and is saving it for the right person.

Terming this opportunity as ‘meaty’, Judd Apatow, the director of The Forty Year Old Virgin, has decided to make a sequel casting Salman as the lead. When asked about it, the director said, “Salman is more than 40 years old, and today the whole country knows that he’s a virgin. We’ll show them why Salman is still a virgin, by force or by choice.”

The whole of India is stunned by this revelation. Faking News Reporter Mr. Aadesh Shrivastav had a chance to interview a few people. Here’s what they had to say. A B.Tech grad from IIT-K said, “Salman says he’s a virgin and I say I slept with Meghana Fox. Believe what you want to.”

A die-hard fan of Salman from the Old City area of Hyderabad said, “Apne Sallu Bhai bole, toh ekdum sahi bole.” (If Salman has said something, then it is true).

A source close to Aishwarya Rai Bachchan said that when the show aired on TV, Aishwarya started blushing. In another shocking reaction, Katrina Kaif updated her Facebook status to “Yeah right!”.

ACP Pradhyuman was given the case of finding out the reality behind Salman’s revelation. He said, “This is a false statement given by Salman Khan to avoid girls coming with ‘Main-tumhaare-bachche-ki-maa-banne-waali-hoon‘ reason to meet and sue him.”