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Priyanka blames failure to bribe critics for Zanjeer flop

10, Sep 2013 By Ash Kabir

Mumbai. Bollywood actress and plastic surgery enthusiast Priyanka Chopra today blamed the commercial and critical failure of Zanjeer on the film’s producers.  When torn away from her $5 autotune app which she uses for singing, Ms. Chopra indicated that the filmmakers had neglected to send the appropriate bribes to Bollywood critics to hype the film.

Priyanka Chopra though has maintained that she ll continue to do such films.

“It was all worked out. I don’t know what happened to the black money we had set aside. We had enough to buy Filmfare awards.Like how Taran Adarsh gave four stars to Dabangg 2. One for the film, three for the ‘Diwali present’ he was sent. Now because there were no bribes the film was reviewed honestly. Rajeev Mansand said it was the worst film he had seen since the Sholay remake, Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag. I’m very disappointed at the producer’s amateurishness.”

Southern co-star Ram Charan Teja was asked for comment, but alas, no one could understand his dubbing.