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Pritam to be awarded Nobel Prize for bringing music from all over the world to one place

08, Oct 2014 By kida

New Delhi: This will be another proud moment for India, Bollywood music director Pritam Chor-ki-party will be awarded the much acclaimed Nobel Peace Prize. Pritam’s effort on bringing music from all over the world to one place has been recognized as instrumental for the harmony on earth.

The announcement has not been made officially yet, but our correspondents got the news through ‘inside’ connections.

Pritam puts a red dot on the places he has gained inspiration from
Pritam puts a red dot on the places he has gained inspiration from

“Not only Pritam puts a lot of effort in collecting the music, he also presents the music as it is. This shows his respect for other cultures. When you listen to Pritam’s music, you are actually listening to music of the world and you realize how similar human beings all over the world are,” will be the official press release of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.

Justin Bieber, who brought the world together by making himself a common object of hate for humanity, was Pritam’s closest contestant for the prize. Justin used the technique which Bollywood has been using for years to bring brothers together – “dushman ka dushman, dost hota hai!”

Pritam looked very ecstatic when he interviewed with the media. “I have earned a lot of distinctions in school by copying, but I never thought that one day I will earn a Nobel Prize by copying”, he said. When asked what sets him apart from other musician who also get inspired from world music, Pritam answered, with a crooked smile, “Nakal me bhi akal chaiye.

The Indian Prime Minister Office didn’t miss the chance to crack another PJ. “Good days are here indeed. First it was MOM, now it is POP (Pritam for Peace) #AcheDin, #IndiaFamilyValues” was their tweet.

Update: Our correspondent just admitted that it was Daya, from CID, who broke windows of the Nobel Prize Committee office to get this ‘inside’ news.

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