After SP Chief Mulayam Singh Yadav claimed that rapists should not be hanged because boys will be boys and SP Leader Azam Khan maintained that only Muslim soldiers were responsible for winning Kargil’s war; Kapil Sharma has decided to give them the much coveted role of Gutthi in Comedy Nights with Kapil.
Kapil concedes that these statements are more hilarious than all his jokes put together. He also accepts that BJP MP Navjot Singh Sidhu, who will-laugh-at-any-joke, gave him this idea. Navjot Singh Sidhu himself claims that he laughed for a full 30 minutes after hearing their opinions, which is a record even for Sidhu.
Showing sportsmanship spirit, he suggested the SP chief and leader’s names to Kapil. Kapil Sharma tells Faking News that he is sure both of them will do justice to the role of Gutthi.
Sources say that both Azam Khan and Mulayam Singh Yadav are excited about this and are ready to compete for Gutthi’s role. After these statements they are likely to never come to power again and therefore are looking for an alternate career and this is as close to being the jokers they are in their real lives at it can be.
Colors channel has announced that a special episode will be telecast on which the judgement between the two will be handed out by one of Azam Khan’s buffaloes.
On being asked why buffaloes were being made to judge, a Colors spokesperson who did not wish to be named said that it was decided on a special request made by one of the policeman who had been part of the missing buffaloes hunt.