Mumbai: Faking News has discovered a man who jumped several red lights, primarily to rush home in time to watch Satyamev Jayate– the talk show hosted by Aamir Khan.
The man called Tadapit Kumar was a software engineer, who had been called in to work by his boss on Sunday; however, Tadapit strongly believed it was his duty to his nation to watch the talk show and therefore, left work at 10:50 AM to catch the latest episode of the show.
“No no no… this has nothing to do with the promo ads; I was not the one in the promo ads, jumping the red light,” Tadapit said. “Mere paas to Maruti Alto hai.”
“Arre bhaiyya, the ones who were behind me – those who stopped at that red light – all of them did not want to watch Satyamev Jayate,” Tadapit said. “It was about to be 11 AM and if they really wanted to watch the show, they would have jumped the red light too.”
“I wish Aamir does one show on the plight of overworked, underpaid software engineers like me too,” Tadapit added later, after some introspection.