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Imam in the Indian team for the 2nd ODI against England

14, Jan 2013 By Sandeep Singh

Dharamshala : After yet again losing start to a series, the skipper Dhoni was looking hopeless and out of options. Saturday came as a ray of hope for MSD. As the sixth season of Bigg Boss concluded, the selection committee have quickly included Imam Sidiquue in the side, and it is almost confirmed that he would be in the playing eleven against England on Monday.

Sakshi, the Captain’s wife is a Bigg Boss fan. She only suggested Dhoni the name of Imam.

Later, Dhoni said in his press conference , “This man is unbelievable, Sakshi showed me some of his videos. He can destroy anyone’s game in seconds.”

The selectors were also impressed by the determination of the 48 year old fashion designer. From the first day he said “I am here to play the game” this dedication is lacking in the cricket team right now, selectors feels.

Yuvraj was pretty positive about the skipper’s decision, “Maahi has made the right decision; with Imam in our side we can be the the sledging king, just like the Aussies in the early part of the millennium.”

Many Cricket pundits are also saying the provoking nature of Imam would prove beneficial as he would disturb the concentration of the English players hence giving an edge to the team.

Vinod Kambli said, in between spitting on the mic of Faking News, “With these kind of players, only sledging could win us the match , Imam is a real saviour!”

However many were seen against the selection. Virat Kohli said, “Kya yaar, Dhoni ek baar bol ke toh dekhta, Imam ka baap hoon main bakchodi mein!

Rohit Sharma was seen packing his bags: “Ab toh Veeru paaji ko bhi nikaal diya, Saala Jaddu to niklega nahi.. Agla number mera hi hai.

Rajiv Paul was furious: “Aise batameez logo ko Team mein bilkul jagah nahi di jaani chaahiye!

Meanwhile, the Man of the Moment was overjoyed: “Insha Allah I am on the ninth cloud, I would try my best ki Tameez aur Tehzeeb se India jeet jaye warna Haivaaniyat bhi karni padegi England ka Time-Out karne ke liye.

The England skipper Cook called the winner of Bigg Boss Urvashi Dholakia to take some tips on how to deal successfully with Imam . He also offered her some money to play from the England side .

 (The Reporter – https://twitter.com/Sand_In_Deed)