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CID called to crack the Hyderabad bomb blast case

01, Mar 2013 By rickyjana

In a move to appease the nation,the government has gone forward and appointed CID to crack the hyderabad bomb blast case. With the people losing faith over the government, the UPA decided to win over the masses in a last ditch attempt by appointing the ACP Pradyuman led team to deliver justice.

When our Faking News reporter talked to home minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, he confirmed the move, “Yes, thats true, with the people having no hope in the law and security forces of our country, we thought to cash on the popularity of ACP Pradyuman and instil confidence among the people.Also,with the lok sabha elections coming up,this move can be a game changer.”

Asked what motivated him to appoint CID, he said, “Well, we all know how efficient they are ACP Pradyuman and his team has done a stellar job in entertaining the people over the years. He has 2 of the deadliest cops in Daya and Abhijeet who have more Dabangg istyle than Salman Khan. They are the only ones in the country who can survive bomb blasts. And if the suspected terrorists don’t open their door, we’ve Daya and his slaps can make people talk. Also they’ve Mr.Fredericks who has an amazing sense of humour. Their forensic team is magical, and am sure Dr.Salunkhe will give us more details by taking samples of the soil in his laboratory and doing some experiments in which the colour of the fluids changes every 5 seconds.”

ACP Pradyuman in a press conference held at CID bureau said that he was proud to be given the task of solving this case. In an one and one with Faking News, he said, “Criminals jitna bhi hoshiyaar ho na kyon, koi na koi shuraag jaroor chhor ke jata hai. hum Dilsukhnagar ilake mein acche se jaanch karenge, kuch to zaroor milega. koi bhi criminal CID ke haathon se nahin bach sakta. ab woh zindagi bhar jail se salakhon ke peeche rahenge, unhe phaasi hogi, phaasi.”

Senior inspector Abhijeet said, “This is a fantastic oppurtunity to win over Tarika ji. I’ve been trying to woo her for the last decade, but of no avail. I am sure this is my chance. And if the terrorists dont admit their mistakes, we’ll slap them and they’ll admit their crime in the revolving chair of CID bureau. We’ve a great team, if needed Daya will break the char minar. and without Dr.Salunkhe we can’t proceed. We’ll give him enough samples to cast his magic, and am sure woh apne experiments se yeh pata laga lenge ki woh terrorists aaye kahan se the. agar humein unke jooton ke nishan mil jati hai to him koi bhi dukan se pata kar lenge ki use kaun kharida tha. We’ve solved 1000s of cases,and this is nothing new to us.”

Our sources believe the government is also planning to induct Anup Soni of Crime Patrol as a special advisor to the Prime Minister. Also, K.D Pathak, along with his assistant Varun and inspector Dhave are being called to solve cases in the Supreme Court. The government believes K.D must represent the accused, so that human rights activists and Kashmiri people dont complain of unfair trials.

The opposition has left no stones upturned to oppose the move. A BJP leader said, “We cant let it happen. If K.D comes here, all the accused will be freed,since he is invincible.”