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Case file of Salman Khan to be preserved

21, Jan 2017 By Nilutpal Timsina

New Delhi. Hit-and-run and Black Buck case file of Bollywood actor and Inspector, Salman Khan aka. Chulbul Pandey will be preserved at National Museum Delhi, says an official press release. After getting massive fan support, the Rajasthan High Court in association with Mumbai High Court approached National Museum authority to preserve the case file so that whenever someone commit these kind of crimes, convict can easily find the hint to get acquitted. By doing so, court can clear pending cases, said an official of Mumbai High Court.

Policeman congratulating Bhai on this achievement
Policeman congratulating Bhai on this achievement

Mr. Raja Deshpande, executive secretary of Salman Khan said, “Whenever Bhai will feel alone, he can visit National Museum at any time to read his case file and can refresh his memories.”

Our highly placed source at National Museum said, “To preserve his case file, we need additional room of 20×20 as we cannot accommodate his case file in present condition”.

Director of the museum, Mr. Amitabh Boruah told Faking News, “We have signed an MoU with joint team of Rajasthan High Court and Mumbai High Court to preserve Salman Khan’s case file, we’re also planning to construct a 20×20 room to accommodate his case file”.

“We have approahed concerned ministry to release funds, so that we can construct a room, later on we will transform it into a library. We are also planning to digitalise the case file like the secret file of Subhash Chandra Bose and will upload in a website as bhaicasefile.com”, added the director.

When asked Salman Khan about this preservation, he said “It’s an achievement and I cannot tell you how I’m feeling right now”.

Feeling jealous, Hollywood actor Vin Diesel said, “I’ll also commit hit-and-run in streets of Mumbai so that I can get a slot at National Museum Delhi.”

It is also reported that famous director, Anurag Kashyap will make a film in Salman Khan’s case casting legendary “Pagal Patrakar”. Well it is also an achievement for Faking News fraternity.