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Arnab interviews KRK on The Newshour

19, Feb 2013 By Pishaachini

Seeing the number of controversies the so-called super star of Bollywood has managed to land himself into, the nation’s most popular screamer, Shri Arnab Goswami decided to have a tete-a-tete with KRK in Newshour.

Here is how it went:

*Intro Music*

Arnab: “Hello and welcome to News Hour everybody. Today we have an eminent personality with us. The controversy king, the twitter king, the super isstaar – Kamaal R Khan. Good evening Kamaal ji.”

KRK : “Good evening and kiss to Asin.”

“How are you today sir?”

“Look.. don’t call me Sir and all. Give respect. I am a Star!”

“So what should we call you?”

“Whatever you want to call, you call. But the reality will always remain that I am the No. 1 critic and business analyst of Bollywood. RT if you agree.”

“Sir let me tell you that entire nation is watching this program. And this is not Twitter.”

“Entire nation? Hello Deepika. Hi Parineeti. Kiss to Neha Sharma who is looking superhot in JBKLS, kick  to Mahesh Bhatt ji….”

“Speaking of Mahesh Bhatt, what happened between you and Mahesh Bhatt?”

“Kick to Sreesanth who shouted on his girlfriend, kick to Sunny Leone who is spoiling the youth of India, kiss to Rima Kagti for praising me…”

“Sir I asked about Mahesh Bhatt…”

“Kick to director of Kai Po Che for making film only for awards…”

“MAHESH BHATT MR. KAMAAL.. WHAT HAPPENED TO MAHESH BHATT?”

“Kick to Anushka Sharma who was wearing padded bra in Matru…”

“MR. KAMAAL YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS !! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MAHESH BHATT?”

“See, some people cant handle truth about their movies. If I am paying money to buy ticket of a movie, I have the right to my opinion. My opinion was that movie was crap and a copy of foreign movie…”

“Which foreign movie, Sir?”

“What do I know? I just presumed that since name of Bhatts is involved with movie, it will be copied. I am not literate and can’t even speak english. Do you want me to watch foreign movies?”

“Then how can you make such a serious allegation against a respected, well-known personality?”

“What is truth is truth. I pay for my Twitter, so I am free to express my opinions. Mahesh Bhatt just cant handle the truth..”

“Do you think it was a matter of truth, or did it hurt his ego that director of a movie such as Deshdrohi is commenting about his film?”

“What do you mean huh? Deshdrohi is a superb movie. RT if you agree. Whenever it comes on television, it has highest TRP among all movies being played that time. It is a classic. RT if you agree. It is not like a Sunny Leone movie that you see once and then watch other movie next time.”

“Speaking of Sunny Leone, did she really made that comment?”

“See, Sunny Leone is basically a pornstar and a cheater. Her website overcharged me for subscription. She refused to return the money. I gave her an offer for the film, she refused that also…”

“Mr. Kamaal you are digressing from the topic”

“So I told her to return my 2 Rs. But like other 2 rs people, she didn’t do it. I asked her what does she think about herself. KRK is not such a small star that a heroine who has porn movies available on full internet can refuse him..”

“MR. KAMAAL.. DID SHE SAY THAT OR NOT”

“DON’T SHOUT, YOU. KICK TO YOU AND I WILL CRAPBLOCK YOU NEXT TIME YOU SHOUT!”

“Mr. Kamaal, the nation wants to know.. did Sunny Leone say that or not?”

“If the nation wants to know, they will ask me on my Twitter. And I will reply to only those girls who are following me. So please girls, follow me and ask questions.”

“MR. KAMAAL YOU CAN NOT AVOID THIS QUESTION. TELL US, DID SHE SAY IT OR NOT?”

“You are such a big 2 Rs. People… Don’t you have a twitter account? My fake account has more followers than your account will ever get. Now ask sorry otherwise I will crapblock you.”

“MR. KAMAAL I NEED ANSWERS. THE NATION NEEDS ANSWERS. THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW THE TRUTH!”

“Well the truth is the same as what I said in Deshdrohi movie – Jitni nafrat tumhaare andar humaare liye hai, usse kahin zyada hawas tumhaare liye humaare dil mein hai. (The lust for you in our hearts, outweighs the hatred which you have for us) Now you are crapblocked. End of interview!”

“MR. KAMAAL YOU CAN NOT LEAVE LIKE THIS!”

“Oh yeah. I forgot. Goodnight and Kiss to Neha Sharma, and kick to Arnab Goswami who hosts 2 Rs. Show.”

*Interview Ends*

As you can see, Mr. KRK, the self proclaimed super critic refused to answer such simple questions in front of the nation, which makes us think that he has been cooking up facts for his popularity all along. We need to talk to Mr. Mahesh Bhatt and Ms. Sunny Leone for the next edition of Sunny Butt… I mean Bhatt… I mean Newshour… till then, adieus.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, KRK tweeted:

If @deepikapadukone is standing n you will keep the glass on her hips I guarantee glass will not fall down. What the hips she has yaar.