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Anurag Kashyap to direct "Gangs of Dramebaaz"

27, Jun 2014 By whackyviv

After a discontent over his movies Gangs of Waseypur-Part I and Part II not being sent for Oscar awards, acclaimed film maker Anurag Kashyap has decided to make ‘Gangs of Dramebaaz’.

With Arvind Kejriwal as lead actor and Rakhi Sawant as lead actress, the movie aims to diminish the line between reel life acting and real life acting.

Kalki is unhappy with her-ex’s decision of not including her in the movie where she could have easily played an ‘Aam’ and ‘normal’ aurat. Kumar vishwas is writing lyrics for the songs most of which will be shot in ‘Tihar jail’ and few on unhygienic spots selected by AAP volunteers. Pappu Darzi from Chandni chowk has been hired to design the cap and muffler for Mr. Kejriwal. He has agreed to mend them after each scene where the lead actor is being dragged and beaten by policemen. The spot of Music Director can be offered to Himesh Reshamiya if he agrees not to demand a role as an actor in the movie.

A special permission is being asked to shoot a scene in front of BJP Party headquarters with a one to one conversation between Mr. Arvind Kejriwal and Mr. Nitin Gadkari.

All the famous ‘slapster’ and ‘chappal’ revolutionaries of Indian politics have been given an opportunity to repeat their past deeds in a high drama entertainer.

The film will be shot, over a year at different locations depicting different emotions, as a melodrama of politics never seen before. If sources are to be believed, Rahul Gandhi has been approaching Mr. Anurag Kashyap for including his ‘lame’ dialogues in the movie to make it more interesting. Most of the congress men have already been hired as junior artists and spot boys as per their previous stature in the party.

All of them are working for free on a voluntary basis and have been promised more than a minute of ‘scene’ in the movie. Ekta Kapoor of Balaji films was supposed to finance the film initially but the name ‘Kangs of Dramebaaz’ didn’t go well with Director Anurag Kashyap who is still looking for Financers. Another source suggested that Mr. Arnab Goswami and ‘TIMES NOW’ are ready to finance the movie if Arvind Kejriwal agrees to do a 1 minute of ‘daily’ byte for the TV channel triggering a controversy and hence, a news hour debate at prime time.

BJP can be a lead sponsor of the movie if ‘Har Baar Modi Sarkar’ is advertised after every 15 minutes in the movie. The party has also agreed to handle its official social media promotion expenses on facebook,Twitter and Youtube if Rahul Gandhi agrees to be interviewed or quizzed by Arnab Goswami in the opener to each promo and his answer being different from the three answers he gave to each of the questions in an exclusive interview with him before the elections. The release of film will also be marked by a special award function organized by NSD (National School of Drama). NSD plans to honor Mr. Arvind Kejriwal with a special ‘Real life acting’ award which would never be given to someone else unless and until recommended by Mr. Kejriwal himself.

Meanwhile, Steven Spielberg and Leonardo de Caprio have already been sent by US President Barrack Obama to make efforts for this being a Hollywood release as fear of recession looms over the Hollywood as er a prediction by the same genius who predicted an end of the world in year 2012. More news will follow on this story, keep glued!