In a record Time to Market feat, that will put Amul Butter ad makers to shame, one of the ever enterprising Palika Bazaar traders has launched Xbox-One pre-booking on the same day as the next-gen console was officially revealed by Microsoft.
Babloo Ji Agarwal, proprietor of Palika Aam-admi Games And Lottery (PAGAL) stunned all major retailers around the world (including Microsoft) to be the first one off the blocks on the pre-orders.
A strong believer in the practice of pre-launching (with previous experience as real estate developer), Babloo Ji did not wait for pesky details like official release dates or price point before starting to take the booking for the
glorified TV Tuner eagerly awaited console.
“This is pre-launch offer with 10% discount. Prices will go up as soon as Microsoft announces the official price. Diwali delivery guaranteed,” quipped Babloo Ji and added “Free Gold Coin with first 100 bookings” for good measure.
Babloo Ji is also promising Aam Aadmi versions of the games at (literal) bargain basement prices.
“Aam Aadmi game versions is what brings Aam Game aficionado (students and professionals alike) to Palika Bazaar since beginning of time. This time too we are confident about our supply chain partners in China and South East Asia region,” stated Babloo Ji.
Faking News was able to get a glimpse of some behind the scenes rigor that went in the pre-launch announcement. Babloo Ji had more than 3 banners prepared corresponding to most popular rumored names- Durango, Xbox 720 and Xbox Infinity. Babaloo Ji has also booked a week long
massage replete pleasure trip supplier relations trip to Thailand in order ensure release date availability to the esteemed Palika Aam-admi Games and Lottery customers.
Disclosure: No attempt was made to contact Microsoft or Babloo Ji to confirm or deny this story.