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Man invents device to remove hair stuck in Razor, becomes millionaire overnight

28, Sep 2016 By electroman

A man (not a qualified Engineer) has invented a device which will remove hair stuck in razor ready shavers. After news about this device broke out, there were companies lining up at his house to buy this design. By the end of the day he became a multi millionaire.

No more stories of cleaning razors now. Men will now invest their preciously saved time in some constructive work
No more stories of cleaning razors now. Men will now invest their preciously saved time in some constructive work

When reporters asked him about the raving success of his device, he explained, “I used to be one of the frustrated human beings who keeps using this god forsaken thing with all this hair stuck in there permanently. One day I just took the time to calculate how many Indians are using this thing and living with frustration. These companies claim that we can use this shaver for 7 days or one month, but it only lasts for one swipe on the face. Then it will be a week filled with painful scratching on the face with this shaver/toilet brush. So I thought about designing a device to remove all that hair”.

Further explaining his innovation, he added, “I knew it will be a successful device in the market. I was targeting the middle class just like how surge pricing for trains and excise duty for petrol is being used, I knew people will go for it immediately. I priced a meager 3Rs for the device. That’s how I became an overnight millionaire”.

Meanwhile the PM congratulated him on Twitter on how he has proved make in India is becoming successful. The next day a office peon stole the design and sold it to China for 3000Rs. Chinese fakes of this product will hit the market next week priced at 3000 pieces per Rupee.