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Google starts new service"Crimes Like U.P"

07, Jun 2014 By Postman Chacha

Akhilesh Yadav
Akhilesh Yadav

California-  After Akhilesh Yadav became tech-savvy and tried to show of his internet search capabilities regarding types of crimes, which in turn sky-rocketed Google’s traffic, Google has decided to embrace the gesture showed by U.P government by starting a exclusive service focussed on U.P. This service will have database were U.P will be the benchmark for crime and other states will try their best to beat it.

An elated Akhilesh Yadav while talking to Faking News said that he was sure that his comments will make a difference. He said, “I have inherited my father’s intelligence and respect for society, especially women. After revamping our election promise by removing 24 from “24 Ghanta Bijli”  and leaving the rest  people were over the top. And now Amrika is acknowledging my intellect. And people say having less criminals in your state make it a good place.”

He also said that he is going to start crime tourism and export of criminals for increasing state’s G.D.P. Well, seems legit as you export what you are best at and have in abundance. After all even someone said” U.P mein dum hain, kyunki jurm yha kam hai”