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11, Oct 2014 By iyerwaal

Bangalore / Mumbai, India. Just days after the hugely successful “Big Billion Day” sale, Flipkart has set a new record. The Bansals have confirmed to FakingNews that they have roped in Abhishek Bachchan as their brand ambassador for a whooping 5 Lakh Rupees. Sachin Bansal was quick to add that they wanted to complete the deal before the release of “Happy New Year” which industry sources predict would be a blockbuster just because of the presence of Bachchan Jr and that they didnt have sufficient funds to pay anymore.

Sachin Bansal though a happy man today, has two regrets. He never imagined in his wildest dreams that Jeff Bezos would be able to get an audience with smashing bachelor Tusshar Kapoor and get him on board as Amazon’s face, promoting their upcoming physical store format in the US. As movie-goers are well aware, the Kapoor scion is a heart-throb in North America and Europe and has the mojo which even Austin Powers couldnt match. All that Tusshar had to say was “Groooooooooovy babyyyy” with his signature husky voice.

Mark Zuckerberg was a quick second and had roped in Uday Chopra who after tasting success in the Dhoom trilogy has turned a Hollywood producer. Mr Chopra, was unavailable to comment as he was busy running around coconut trees playing hide and seek with Nargis Fakhri.

Mr Bansal after signing the third biggest star and  having missed out on the top two moolah rakers of Bollywood, was extremely pleased with himself since he didnt have to shell out a bomb like 10 Lakh Rupees for Tusshar Kapoor or 7.5 Lakh Rupees for Uday Chopra. He was excited that his balance sheet was already in better shape and things could only get sweeter post Diwali.