After staking claim to developments that will happen in the future in India, the Information & Broadcasting Ministry has decided to include the story of economic development in Nepal, Bhutan and Bangladesh as well, in the next phase of Bharat Nirman Ads.
An inside source within the UPA government has revealed that some of India’s neighbors have actually grown at a rate higher than India and the government doesn’t want to miss out on communicating that.
“We firmly believe our
mismanagement of India has caused some of these neighboring countries to grow at a really fast clip,” the source said, on condition of anonymity.
“Several industrialists have told me first hand that the Indian approval process for capital inflow is so bad that they would rather invest in Nepal or Myanmar or even Syria. So clearly we are causing growth of these countries and the Indian population deserves to know that.”
“We are reviewing the addition of a couple of other countries like Pakistan & Sri Lanka to this list as well ,” the source added.
“Someone in India recently made a movie that was set in Sri Lanka, involving Rajiv Gandhiji, so clearly we must be responsible for the economic growth of the country.”
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